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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!
A Mommy Moment
Four-year-old Mitch loved candy almost as much as his mom Ann did. He and Daddy
had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. A
few days later Mitch was eyeing it, wishing to have a piece of it. As he reached
out to touch one of the big pieces, Ann said to him, "If you touch it, then you
have to eat it. Do you understand?"
"Oh, yes," he said, nodding his head. Suddenly his little hand patted the tops
of all the pieces of candy. "Now I can eat them all."
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What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One
friend said, 'It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make
the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?
The friend replied, 'Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl
with a money!'
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young
ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening
talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one
is the woman I want to marry?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'
The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'
'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys.
Boys need
somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm
just a kid. I
don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off,
because they paid
good money for them." (David, 8)
PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because,
even if you
have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of
bills." (Ava 8)

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Thursday February 08, 2007.
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