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'Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas
The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)
All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
Guess The Christmas Song
A Parents Night Before Christmas
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What do reindeer say before telling
you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
What do reindeer have that no other
animals have ?
Baby reindeer !
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What do you get if cross a snowman and
a shark ?
Frost bite !
What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna.
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